(previously rapid-eyes)
the celine dion one
perfect
hahahaha Kristin Chenoweth and Barbra Streisand were spot on
(Source: onegleeheart)
This past episode especially. Sarah - who has so much to deal with it’s absurd, and still handling it. The way she reacted to Allison was spot on, the way she handled Mrs. S, the panic when Kira was gone, it was all perfect.
Allison flipping out, this uptight soccer mom just doing… nothing…
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
This is a drawing.
This is a damn good drawing.
This is a drawing?
i hate talented people
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A DRAWING!?!?!??!?!?!?
It a….a…..how…..how is this possible…..someone explain to me a thing
I just woke up, but let me explain you a thing.
This is a pencil.
This is paper.
And when you rub the first one against the second one this happens:
Genius :D
If I’m correct Satan is involved as well
Naturally.
(Source: raggedyman-in-the-tardis)
